The Final Suicide: Armed with a pair of live grenades and dynamite strapped to his chest, Rex swallowed an entire bottle of Rat Poison before setting himself on fire then jumping into a river of liquid hot magma – where a two-headed prehistoric evil Lava Shark awaited. Although Rex left this Earth poisoned, blown up by a series of tremendous explosions, horribly burned alive and violently devoured by a hungry two-headed demon shark, he is now at peace… for now...Until Next Year…
The Elf Suicides
Meet our Elf, Rex. Rex is not a fan of the holidays or his little elf life. We keep finding him in terrible situations each morning...
Thursday, January 2, 2014
Friday, December 27, 2013
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Friday, December 20, 2013
Thursday, December 19, 2013
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
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